Howdy sir johannpiber! Right after you took these amazing photos the world changed? So you are saying that it's YOUR fault! Now we know who to blame thanks for that.
Also, I heard you still have a beard like a mountain goat and rumors are that you are beginning to think that you really ARE a mountain goat so you stopped taking showers so you can smell more like one.

That's what I heard anyway. And also I heard that your wife is putting up with the beard and all because you promised to buy her a castle. lol!