It grows up in flowering plants straight outta the ground.
I smoke the buddha everyday by the motherfuckin pound!
It smells like a spaceship's exhaust from outer space.
The cops caught me smoking, now I got a felony case.
It's been smoked and choked all through history.
If we could no longer smoke pot, we'd live in misery.
When they gonna make it all legal to smoke, grow, and sell.
If you'll smoke a big blunt with me, I promise I wont tell!
The girls love to hit the bong and sit real close on the couch.
I squeeze their hips and smoke them up till they say they be my spouse.
I make pot brownies every day of the week.
Pot is so much better than that stupid tweak!
My backyard is a field growing full of dank weed.
Like I said, this shits way better than that damn speed!
Marijuana is apparently the greatest drug selection.
I think weed has just won the national election!