Toddlers are better at staying awake than I am. Coffee isn't even working anymore

That's a great idea, spreading the word with Blockchain

There was a time in my life where I could solve complex calculus questions now, doing basic spreadsheets and struggles. We have to never stop learning

If she tells you "I'll let you know when I'm free" my brother move on with your life

In the end Thor copied captain marvel and Captain marvel copied Thor hairstyles

You can't use April fools for getting a girlfriend because the joke's going to be on you

If you ever go to the hospital and the doctor asks you what's wrong with you please don't start your answer with: oh it's nothing doctor just that...... The doctors are getting very impatient with patients

tell me if I'm wrong, a lot of the dating apps is just hot people ignoring messages.

Personalized license plates are getting crazier, I tell you. Some of them are basically full sentences.

This is one way to frustrate a thief who doesn't have sophisticated tools to break hard metals

😂😂😂😂 hahaha

Elon Musk is doing a lot to change the world. It’s interesting, but I’m still not sure where it’s all headed. Guess we’ll see how it turns out.... On Mars 😂

Would you like to know which end of a hot dog is the front? The front of a hot dog is the end you bite into first, which would usually be the tapered, thinner end

Do you want to know why Ed has no girlfriend? Because Sheeran away 😆😆😆😆 #funny

so Ross getting free, in other news I hope they don't tax crypto

I keep t least two hours of no Water before sleep

The easiest way to get change from cashier 👀 they can't deny this #newlion

That's where all my money goes, FOOD glorious food

#meme #jokesonleo #newlion #concerned #vibing

Do you think with quantum computers coming up they'll be able to crack crypto and Bitcoin and hackers take advantage of it ?