Dwayne is an original song written in August 2018. This is a live performance from 10/12/2018 with Clayton Barnack on the drums.
It is a story about a nudist who harassed me at my favorite jumping rock (nicknamed the Rock of Gibraltar) at the Yuba River every Wednesday. I didn't necessarily have an issue with the fact that he was naked, but he was just terribly rude and threatened to murder me on multiple occasions. He had terrible manners, and I dealt with this by writing a song about him.
Lyrics:
Forever naked Dwayne
So sunburned so insane
Your bare skin is so tanned
Colors blending with the sand
That is searing our toes
You sacrificed your clothes
On the Rock of Gibraltar
I brought a towel with me
Cover up so the kids don't see
We know it is sacred land
Avoiding you is what I planned
Quit screaming go smoke your bud
He wants to shed my blood
On the Rock of Gibraltar
