I have a genetic trait that enables me to visibly turn my tongue upside down and then flip it right-side up again. Seriously, this is no joke.

In fact, I can do this maneuver as many times as desired AND at speeds that mimic "fast-forward" OR "slow- motion".

This stunt has garnered me quite a few free beers in the past and bolsters my firm belief in this:

Additionally, this "tongue acrobatic act" (or what I like to call "The Lost Ancient Art and Science of Tracing the Lotus Flower") produces visible enthusiasm amongst my buddies' wives and girlfriends; and of course, visible envy in said buddies.

Most importantly, it gives my girlfriend a "special" kind of pride and a "certain" type of satisfaction...

In lak'ech, Jaichai