In the game I ran tonight, our charlatan-background bard had some moments for entertaining RP.

Essentially, he's Fantasy Alex Jones. Race: Lizardfolk, because cross-conspiracy humor is extra-funny. He has a pet frog he has named Adreno-Toad, and he insists the chemicals made it gay.

When he was typing his inventory after a fight, autocorrect switched "scimitars" to "seminars,"so now he talks about holding seminars, or offering seminars to sell.

And yes, his in-character voice is gruff and gravelly, and sometimes quite shouty.