I don't even know who is in the playoffs, much less who to favor. I'm gonna pause this comment to look that up.

(Some time passes)

OK, as a Minnesota native, I still have to cheer for the T-wolves. After all, the Seattle Supersonics don't exist anymore, and no one I know cares about the Trail Blazers. The PNW has no representation even if I cared about our regional teams.