"solicitor who, upon being told that the document he requires is no longer extant enquires “When is it likely to be?” Upon being further informed that no longer extant means gone, disappeared, never to be seen again" looks like u faced a lot of those. "am rarely wrong about anything" liked that phrase haha "i sometimes use it too", " I’ve mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open" haha & have thought only fishes can do it!, "I simply feign a look of extreme fascination while reciting the 12 times tables in my head until they stop" haha i use that technique too but hell time goes so slow n such situations so sometimes i've to switch to the i have an important call technique!. have a great day