candles lit
ready for the cheer
here it comes, it’s almost here
bundled in snug we’re waiting
not in fear but in delight as
that jolly old man makes his way
to our very home, he’s coming tonight
i’ve heard tell that he’s seven feet tall
all dressed to the toe in red and white
but none of that’s true for i decided
to wait up as long as it took to see
that fable of a man
and what did i see?
standing right there
in front of my eyes
was an elf in a suit
all dripping with blood
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