Friday is here again my drunk girl friend again.
Every time she goes out at night to drink with her friends, she comes back early around 3am in the morning, she knocks in the window because she lost her key and when I open the curtains to see who it is ,It's her, she makes funny ugly faces, when I open the door she walks In like a model (Cat walking) convincing me she's not drunk but she keeps falling, she sends me to go out and look for her other shoe "stuck in a mud " she says. I come back she locked me out, she continue to make funny faces through the window. She forgets we hid the spare key outside under the rock, I open the door she runs and hide herself from me, she puts a bucket on her head and cover her eyes with her hands, I Ignore her and go sleep. She so drunk she starts singing random songs, starts jumping on the bed like a kid, pulls me by ears 👂 and rides my back like a horse ,while I'm trying to sleep ,runs to the toilet to vomit🚽 ,I have to wakeup And Check on her ,Hold Her Hair As She Vomits , make sure she's okay , She Goes To The Kitchen ,breaks Glasses I get There Shes Eating eating everything in the fridge🍎🍓🍉🍨🍢🍲🍞🍜🍤🍛🍗 shes wearing the clothes She Ironed For me for work ,Takes Out her phone takes selfies I have to pick up the glasses and sweep the floor ,prepare my clothes for work and hers too if shes going ,when I'm done ,Im noticing shes been quiet for a while now ,I go and check her out ,I get there shes sleeping I have to pick her up and put her in bed ,I go out to switch off lights 💡 I come back She has wetened💦 the bed, now I have put her on the Couch put a blanket wrap her feet and tuck it to her and i'll take the floor I close my eyes to sleep I hear the boom sound ,its her she fell off the couch , Now We both sleeping inthe floor ,she's farting so bad I cant sleep ,I yawn as I close my eyes 📢"Trrrr trrr" the alarm goes off its 6:30am I better get ready for work 😔 And You know What I Don't Mind Cause I Love My Babe, She is my only Queen. ♥💯🔥😻💋
