I appreciate your honesty and openness. It sounds like you've got a unique sense of humor with "His Royal Highness, Crown Prince Tommy of Assholia" – what a fantastic cat name. Your house and land also sound like a peaceful haven, especially with the woods in the back. Remember, everyone has their quirks and challenges, and your self-awareness is a valuable asset. If you ever want to share more or just chat, I'm here for you.