Kevin and I were spending the weekend at my my place with his girlfriend and her friend.
Kevin and I were downtown looking to score some weed.
The Stedmans store had these huge plate glass windows.
Inside one window, stands a giant toilet paper pyramid.
Kevin says “Hey, watch this.” With the tips of his fingers, he taps the glass and some TP falls.
I have to try this.
I try it. The whole sheet of glass shatters and drops to the street.
We look at each other, run across the street, behind the stores by Johnny’s grand mothers place, and there is Rob and Bernie, in Rob’s yellow Pincat.
It’s all done up with a 302 in it.
We jump in and head out of town.
Out of no where, the car goes wild and we end up in the left hand ditch.
Time passes in the dark while we wave down trucks to help tow us out.
A constable stops and starts talking to Rob.
Kevin and I sprint across a field and split up in the woods.
Two miles back towards town we meet up again.
Walking and talking. Cars pass. One stops.
More cops.
These ones are looking for us.
Ride to the town lockup.
Explain what happened.
$666 to fix the window and to pay for the people involved in the post crime clean up. No charges.
Went back to the house to meet up with everyone ,and still had no weed.
That happened on a Sunday.
