Quite simply put, the wrong way to drink coffee is not to drink it at all.

Imagine a coffee-less existence. Imagine that!
There are those, I’m told, that have never experienced the sublime pleasure of coffee.
There are things in this world that are incomprehensible, right?
No coffee is equivalent to martyrdom, to hell on earth and all the dire stories of fire and brimstones.

My only advice is, dear peeps, enjoy your coffee and hold pity in your hearts’ for those less fortunate who’ve yet to discover bliss.