The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy; I mean that if you are happy you will be good.

Bertrand Russell

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

Dave Barry

We expect others to do what we would never expect of ourselves.

Blake Atkins

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

Benjamin Franklin

If you are planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in the negotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Marvin Levin