Hahaha, I enjoyed scrolling through and reading the description.. it was really funny when you said this,

Hurry up and get your ass in the water bro, I’m taking pics. 😂

It was nice reading about your little adventure. Now you will no longer feel guilty about not spending more time with your kids. And your wife is right, soon, they will grow up and mingle with other people, so enjoy while it lasts.

Cheers 🥂