I'm glad we don't have to talk about the International anymore, especially day one when... well I WAS going to write a riddle about it, but clearly you are not interested in that. So... I guess I'll just write some completely unrelated poetry, having nothing to do with day one of DOTA2 TI9. It's called TLVSNB.

When waters team up to crash
the newbees cower in fear
the greater is ready to bash
yet the lesser finds victory near