tell me why I should pick you

You absolutely should NOT pick me, I'm a terrible curator, I'm stingy with my upvotes, never give any of my crypto away, but hoard it in caves and snap at anyone who comes near. I don't have any interesting ideas or creative input, I lurk and maybe even sometimes troll. I maliciously downvote and when people see my name, they tip-toe around me, lest I smash that DV button. That is why you must not, under any circumstances, pick me. You would regret it for the rest of your life. #reverse-psychology