I bought a "smart voice recorder" because I wanted my podcast listeners to think I was smart.

Anyway, the recorder doesn't record if I am saying something stupid.

I keep the thing on all the time to record the gems of wisdom I utter.

Anyway, Here is the problem. I have had the thing for three months and it hasn't recorded anything yet.

I don't know if the problem is with the recorder or with me.

!WINE