CAMP would just remind the Captain that it controls their private oxygen supply and that he doesn't really need as much as he's got. Plus a nice friendly screen with a descending numeral on it. That's generally enough to focus the heart and mind of the listener.
Habeus testiculos and all that...
[And yes, Zolt got their ice cream. More correctly, they got some fruit gelato that fit both worlds nicely]
RE: Challenge #03312-I024: Heart of Silicon