Some Bards are just walking stereotypes [or Matt Mercer will break into my home and throw pool noodles at me]

Elves have a Thing about their hair. No modern Elf would let some rando near them with shears.

Not yet. You can still sneak a prompt in if you wish [but I'd really rather get down to 50 remaining prompts before allowing them to flood back in] Make a note somewhere :D