"There is a surprising overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourist." -- Park ranger on rubbish bin design.

I imagine its the same for devising maintenance access that's friendly for sleep-deprived staff but unfriendly to random Dereggers who want their batteries charged faster.

It probably needs a social engineering situation where they're comped however many Hours at the station casino and then randomly given prize Hours while their ship is still under like 95%.