Honestly, Kosh would agree that his real name [Kormwind Arachis Felborne Whitekeep] is a hereditary disease and a curse. Alas, family tradition decrees that all the Tieflings that pop up in the line of descent get it slapped onto them.

There's a far longer story and I'm putting parts of it up over on my Wordpress as an example of plotting whilst being a "seat-o-the-pants" writer. Take a peek if you want to.