I was just channeling my inner Knomira [Know My Rights] dipshit. Better known commonly as Karen. Interesting to learn that it has happened similar to this story and will likely continue to happen as long as Knomiras exist. ["Surely nobody could be this stupid," thinks I. Yes they can, and I shouldn't call you Shirley...]

I actually know a Karen IRL, she's my shrink and a wonderful person and it's a shame what the name's rep has done to her life. Please adopt and use Knomira, as it's gender-neutral and therefore more inclusive. And also not a real name.