True story: my Beloved and I are tech nerds and decided to give our tiny spawn the cool toys. AKA the expensive tech made for more responsible (older) hands. Since the love of my life is no fool, they went searching for the absolute best-rated tech protection covers.

The best one on the market was good for three entire days before Chaos (the youngest) managed to drop said tech onto a rock and smash the feces out of the screen.

ALWAYS test with children. Preferably toddlers.