Definitely a singer off-key and a dancer on tables

That is not a better world though.

I can see it happening.

Alas. Yep. Most of them are Knomiras from a Deregulation somewhere. ...sounds like a horror movie. The Knomira From Deregulation.

True, but they are more prone to "fight back" [aka resort to bloody violence] than cry and look for a rescuer.

I'm Australian and I feel we need good rep in the wider world.

Yeah they're part of the brand. He's used to it. OTOH she also made them feather-light. Win?

Listen. Some vestal virgins can distract ANYONE...

I left that deliberately vague. There are plenty of slips with the supposed safety measures available. The Hungry Caterpillar can miss, break down, or be a cheap and substandard Deregger export. OR something

Heartily agreed.

You're not defective. I also love the idea of horrible adorable Tiefling larvae. Things that exist in my headcannon: The abilities of Thaumaturgy are instinctively available to Tieflings from birth [access

Yyyyyup XD

And he kills people for a living. We can assume that when Mr Sunshine is vile, he is very very vile indeed.

If one gold is a hundred coppers, then ze's found more than quite a few of them. The parents who were incapable got help. The ones who couldn't be bothered got a short, sharp shock.

All the Yups right there XD

You have a point. And a very accurate guess.

I have never been able to keep one aloft for long, and now I can no longer run enough for the takeoff -_-

It's the shrieks of "Beware the dragon" that might be disturbing.

Been a long time gone, Fanstantinople Is now called Distanbu... I am so glad someone else got that gag XD

Vorax: Go after the squishy ones, they'll be no problem :)) Humans: LOL Casuarids: LOL