I seem to be a landing zone for these fuckers. WHY? It's not like I'm earning a fortune

They're still very young, though. Scramble's wobbling on the lowest rung of Wizardry and Chance is just like, "Hey my body grew a cool new toy!"

Thank you, I have been made aware of similar scams in the past.

Thank you for the heads-up. Like fuck would I send anyone my private keys anyway. Fuck that shit.

I am reminded of the Jeff Foxworthy bit. "Hey. Man with no pants on. Move your leg, I need the toilet."

Mine come in monochrome

Thank you very much for helping me pay the bills!

It's the gift that keeps on giving... more kittens for her to pay for the care thereof

I would, but I don't have any orange cats at my location :D

Perfect gif. Though Skitties are orange, they possess more brain cells than your typical orange cat.

Got it in one

I hope you've gone trawling through my archives because only some of my stories are like that. Fingers crossed you like today's twofer [two fer the price of one] and my offerings henceforth. Never heard

You are very very welcome. Tell folks where you got it from if they ask :D

My prompts thing is currently in my Discord because technical issues with my forum. Check the sig at the bottom of the post for details

It's been a feature of my universe. What would a kinder, gentler future do with the people who are drawn to murder? Give them sanctioned targets.

I do try my best :D

There's lots of people who can do one cantrip and that's it.

I have become increasingly in favour of going out on your own terms.