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InterNutter
@internutter
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Writer, nerd, weirdo.
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Burpengary East, Queensland
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2016-12-25 09:48
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2020-12-17 21:17
RE: Challenge #02898-G341: And Not a Bite to Eat
Aggressive vegans are the worst. They ignore every cruelty to humans that result in their 'clean and non-aggressive' lifestyle and torture obligate carnivore pets to an early, painful death with their
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2020-12-16 19:02
RE: Challenge #02898-G341: A Steep Ask
Knowing the way things go, there's a placard with a cheesy clock face and friendly font like: "THE DAILY BAR FIGHT BEGINS AT: ( |_) Three PM Local Time" With the italics handwritten by the barkeep.
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2020-12-15 17:50
RE: Challenge #02897-G340: Mistakes Were Made
True legends never die and one of them is "Kickapoo Joy Juice" :D
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2020-12-14 19:28
RE: Challenge #02896-G339: Thanks For All the Fish
We've even taught our dogs and cats to use soundboard buttons to communicate their needs. The life we surround ourselves with is smarter than we think it is.
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2020-12-14 19:26
RE: Challenge #02896-G339: Thanks For All the Fish
Second Opinion should be a job title :D Yeah when we learn to talk to the other intelligent life forms on our planet, it's going to blow some folks' minds. ...and probably take five seconds for someone
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2020-12-13 19:33
RE: Challenge #02895-G338: Kind'a Saw it Coming
That is one hell of a line and I want to make an excuse to use it :D
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2020-12-13 19:31
RE: Challenge #02895-G338: Kind'a Saw it Coming
Inevitable death with puns is infinitely worse than inevitable death.
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2020-12-11 22:11
RE: Challenge #02893-G336: A Cup of Tea and a Biscuit
There is very little cuter than a young smol imposing their will on an older tol.
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2020-12-10 20:40
RE: Challenge #02892-G335: An Encounter to Remember
Also not nice to know when off his tits on stims
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2020-12-09 21:47
RE: Challenge #02891-G334: A Precision Instrument
Slightly more effective than merely talking them down, I should think.
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2020-12-08 20:07
RE: Challenge #02890-G333: With Double-edged Blade
The world is cruel, but it doesn't have to be.
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2020-12-08 20:07
RE: Challenge #02890-G333: With Double-edged Blade
The most useful thing to say is, "How can I help?"
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2020-12-08 13:54
RE: Challenge #02889-G332: Not Approved Progress
The most destructive weapon of our era is a red-inked stamp that prints out the word DENIED.
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2020-12-07 21:23
RE: Challenge #02888-G331: Unconscionable Prevention
My sympathies to the beleaguered airport staff.
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2020-12-06 19:42
RE: Challenge #02888-G331: Unconscionable Prevention
Yeah, I figured that the Karens of the future would have those kinds of arguments to get into places in which they were forbidden to go. Turn up the self-importance. Turn down the empathy for fellow cogniscent
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2020-12-05 20:45
RE: Challenge #02887-G330: Conflict Resolution Protocol
Honestly, I live for the day...
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2020-12-04 19:10
RE: Challenge #02886-G329: Parallels in Babysitting
All babies are adorable.
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2020-12-04 19:09
RE: Challenge #02886-G329: Parallels in Babysitting
You absolutely nailed it. I am still laughing at the visual. Bless.
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2020-12-03 19:15
RE: Challenge #02885-G328: A Jellyware Issue
I've always heard "jellyware" referring to the user's brain or user psychology. But it can also refer to the user. I've always had problems with my own PEBKAC issues lol
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2020-12-02 18:15
RE: Challenge #02884-G327: Narrativium Foil
As a fan of the late, great, Sir Terry Pratchett [GNU], I absolutely adore it when stories go meta. Of course I have to entertain myself when writing, so... Of course I go there.
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