They take shifts lol

Considering how the child likely obtained the source, they'd be tracking the mess everywhere and making cleanup worse. Clean child, clean mess, clean child again, but less so. I've been in a similar situation.

More like only known survivors of a disaster where it's assumed everyone else just firkin died

"Baby hippos" is gleefully stolen from that one episode of Mythbusters where they tested the efficacy of swearing as pain relief :D

The good news being that Humans know how to kill them and will probably hunt them down to make sure that they're no longer a problem. Humans are like that.

Of course they did :D With all the gooey extras they've been dreaming about.

Honestly, Australia might let them get away with it for the names alone :D

Eh... "Karens" are more like fully-grown toddlers who've never heard the word "no" in their lives. Or at least, that's how they act.

It does go both ways. There's a kind of mutual "what do your Elf eyes see" deal going on between the species, too.

Seems like being a mum includes being ignored when one is having a concern.

Apparently, child yeeting is a way to callibrate the inner ear and awareness of movement in a three-dimensional space. An essential part of our mental development actually involves being tossed around

At that point, you show them where the trampoline is and let them run around the yard until they run out of oomph. In summer, add the slip'n'slide so they can cool off with it.

Fortunately, Pib is old enough to know you don't eat rocks no matter how tasty they look. They just needed to find all the ones Pib misplaced.

You should probably drag your husband to a specialist. That sort of thing sounds like a looming health hazard that could be a sign of larger breathing issues.

I have the intermittent variety and it ranges from "ignorable annoyance" to "OMG make it stop!" when it does spring up. Thankfully the instances seem to be dwindling. Or I'm getting

Given how influencers work? Ten to fifteen years.

Yeah, that is right. Not Wig. Wig knows better. [In other news, I need to work on my clarity a little more 9_9 ] I wish I was as smart as Wig. That dialogue took longer to write than Wig would say it four

Considering my realm of existence is forsaken by most of civilisation, I have to fly to get anywhere interesting. Watching shows like Air Crash Investigation does not help. Neither does the fact that the

I am rather proud of that one :D Your battle is ongoing and shared by every parental everywhere, methinks.

It would be nice if artists were recognised during their own time. Pity it takes too long to recognise good art.