Agreed.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind functional immortality either. Give me a passing chance to do all those side-projects I keep gassing about...

::looks meaningfully at the right wing as they implode in slow motion:: I honestly have no idea...

Bodily malfunctions take some explaining, and so is not automatic humour.

Those are good friends to have, and to emulate <3

Pure co-incidence. Serendipity at its finest 9_9

Memes are so strong. Stronk like bool!

There's good advice, and then there's taking it too far...

Waterguns designed to shoot liquid nitrogen...

It's probably shock. It does weird things to people. Plus they've pre-prioritised not causing a panic and I KNOW how the brain can get stuck on things when there's nothing else to do. ...now I want a purple

A haircut is more important than a human life, I guess. So long as the human life being expended isn't theirs... So frustrating.

I gave you a little cameo as thanks for all your comments <3 Glad you agree with your partial namesake.

I admit I would not be at all shocked to discover that these levels of horrible are still happening out in the world -_-

Not so much enemies-to-lovers but more enemies-to-domestic-bickering. Spencer Tracy vs Katherine Hepburn type squabbling. Plus magic.

Kind'a feel the same TBH

Figuring this out is tricky when you only have half a roll of ductape and not a lot of time.

Good health versus good adventure need not be mutually exclusive.

Everyone on Transit Station 86 is a dumbass. Like Red Dwarf levels of dumbass.

CLARC's tonal interpretation abilities have been necessarily hobbled :D

The eternal conflict between the need to conserve energy and the need for background noise once more raises its head.