The more money and power you have, the less humanity you possess. I am certain this is a thing.

That is the original definition. Now it's "doesn't fit MY standard of civilised behaviour." ...plus la change, plus la meme chose...

Corporations buy stations for the money they earn, decide to change everything, and land in the shit. It's an old story, but repeated way too often.

It does, doesn't it? Very much folly of humankind...

They have Set Ideas, and will use anything to justify them 9_9

Just. Don't mix caffeine and adrenaline on purpose. This has been a PSA XD

Humanity in a nutshell, folks.

Nailed it :D

I use it on my kids. I'm pretty okay at improvisational filk.

No, that hasn't happened yet. Don't be shy. The link is right there.

Me? I'd be making popcorn...

There's also duct tape wallets, duct tape formalwear, duct tape backpacks... and the Mythbusters made a duct tape cannon and a duct tape boat. It's almost infinitely versatile.

Aliens: This is resilient because we did the science. Humans: This is resilient because it was still there after we blew it the flakk up. Aliens: o_O Humans: :D

Never underestimate the Human capacity for shenanigans.

Pack bonding ceremonies are wonderful things.

Humans can and will hack the securicams to be able to enact a Secret Santa.

Paint me jealous. I missed out on a lot of that. I got my family and that's about it.

The universe is a very large place, so the statistical likelihood of any species not hearing about The Fake Snore Trick is higher than you might think.

Step 1: Unlock the secrets of the brain Step 2: Instill some firkin ethics in the administration [hard!] Step 3: Figure out the minimum-invasion method of hacking the brain Step 4: Initiate rehab programs

TBH - pretty much same mood right there. Something of the ilk could be so very useful in many forms of rehabilitation.