I knew all of those and made up the one about deep frying pork belly :D

Lol, they've never heard of non-cogniscence as a default state either :D Not disturbing Humans when they're doing weird things is just... sensible overall, I think.

Since time is money, and money is Time in my pet future, tax season is usually devoted to public works and volunteering for things. These can manifest as handicrafts for the disadvantaged, construction

Every Human who doesn't know Humans built and designed it: "There has GOT to be something awesome in there, look how manic the defences are!"

Never underestimate a big being's ability to vanish in plain sight. "Elephant? What elephant?"

Yeah, I'm definitely deleting any prompt that makes me nauseated to read it :P

I have an Amazon exclusive short story called Free Baby, which Amazon actually owns because of their ludicrous distribution licenses[and has not sold even one copy]. As for Facebook... you can find me

When things don't work and you thought you understood the system...

Not sure these two would get along though...

Bless you. That could either be a very powerful or a very misused feature of this site TBH, but thanks for the love :D

Then there's soccer fans, who go to war because of the game...

A common complaint amongst Human visitors.

Of course she did, she's still a pupper

Everything is translated for the benefit of the readers.

The kind where it's safer to be alone. Cats, interestingly, are completely safe. Many crazy cat ppl are actually that kind of Lucker who self-isolates.

It's capsicum (or Bell Peppers for the non-Aussies) are the banned fodder in my home on account of the toxic gasses I emit. I'm sure we've all had experiences with -ah- "bad side-effect" food.

It's an ideological warping I'm still trying to work out so I can maybe defuse it. Then pass the hints and tips onto everyone else who wants to do that.

The pun came to me about halfway through.

Serious Fantasy needs room for absolute ridiculousness IMHO.

Pffft. Come on. Dragons can't be real :D ;)