See how I didn't write the letter 'a' before the chicken.
Actually, I didn't see the wasp eating the chicken, I just saw it cutting pieces of it and flying away with the pieces.
Found a better chicken from Unsplash. Photo by Paweł Czerwiński
I was just minding my own business and eating pizza with avocado, salad and some chicken in it and here comes the wasp and dug into my pizza trying to get a juicy piece of meat out of my folded pizza. I knew that some wasps, at least the ones that I usually see out there, are also meat eaters and predators, but that they would actually dare to steal peace of my pizza, that I didn't know.
Partly being an animal lover, and trying to help an insect in need (except mosquitoes and spiders, that's where I draw the line) and partly just agreeing that this is not the time to fight the wasp mafia that says they are here to protect the block and that protecting is costly, pay a protection tax, I decided, lacking any kind of spikes or thorns, just to agree with the wasp, helped it and dug out the juicy piece of chicken it was craving for.
The wasp came back three times and cut out several tinier pieces.
Go feed your siblings dear wasp!
I saved the world, you can all thank me now. One happy worker wasp and a pollinator gives me a saint halo so now we can all forget the thousands of tortured chicken in horrible living conditions that are required so that I and bunch of other people can get our chicken doses.
I was trying to get a perfect flying_out_with_a_piece_of_a_chicken photo with my smartphone, as if that would ever be possible, and when I didn't get that, realized that I should had taken video of the wasp, but as I foolishly didn't do that either, decided to make a gif for you. So YouTube and DTube avoided.
Thank goodness KOTI pizza wasn't named HOME pizza when the Norwegians bought the company, because as we all know from my previous post, home is mold in Finnish and I wouldn't want to eat any moldy pizza.
Almost forgot to teach you a new Finnish word!
The word for today is wasp = ampiainen. And how you pronounce it... OH, FORGET ABOUT IT!
