No matter how I type this it sounds dirty

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I think everything was heading this way anyway. And I think this is the perfect place for confessions.

It was strange and hilarious. Especially because I could not stop laughing every time the tongue came close to my eye!

A good way to kill fetishes. Telling that you can give it a serious go but laugh all the way doing or almost doing it. Just imaging me doing some heavy eyeball licking makes me giggle. I'd imagine if I'd try it, the feeling would be hilariously horrified.