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And then... death.
Should add that to every conversation. Casually just to remind people what life is all about. Only thing that is sure to come.

"Hello how are you"
"Well, and you"
"Okay but one day I'll die. We all will.

Or why keep the conversation even that long? Why not just:

"Hello, may I help you, are you waiting for a sales person?"
"Yes and also death."

Or if you are the sales person why not start with the only thing that matters:
"Can I help you with a new sofa and a sudden death?"

Happy death waiting days!