Lost sock, it was the aliens, spilled drink, the aliens did it, someone forgot to water the flowers or overdid the watering, the aliens, forgotten keys, wallet, tickets, it was the aliens. Or is it that we're all aliens and that we have no clue what's going on and we're all just pretending to be "human"? When we see another alien on the street and don't know that they're alien too and we're thinking: Just act normal, say something normal people would say "HeLLLLoooouuu!" Shitfuck I overdid it. Say something more to make my words great again! "I'M NOT AN ALIEN!" There. That should do it.