Oh I don't know. Sounds like a good start for a horror movie and if there was a loonie chasing us while we were trying to play solitaire I'd bet my life on it (haha the choice of words) that you with guns would have better chances of surviving than me cracking nervous jokes that, as we all know, are the worst jokes ever so the jokes wouldn't even work as a distraction.

You know, my best and only joke about solitaire is that I would do a slow motion pointing to the cards and speak like a whale: "Thiiiiiiis gooooooeeeeeees ooooveeeeeer theeeeeereeeee aaaaand mooooveeee thaaaaat oooooveeeeer heeeereeee." So that wouldn't work against a raving maniac in the dark woods. Unless he's whale. Or a sloth. Slothserialkiller.