You have to change the name. I can give a Finnish name that you probably won't know how to pronounce but that's okay because one shouldn't speak when eating anyway. I forget that rule all the time, it's like when it's time to brush my teeth and every idea that I ever wanted to say comes to my mind and I immediatelly want to tell those ideas to everyone. While brushing my teeth. And jokes of course too.

I will name the babe...
kakkakuuli!

It is cauliflower (kukkakaali = flower cabbage) in Finnish but you just switch the first couple (or three) letters from each word like this: flulicaower and you get kakkakuuli (poo heard). Cool right! Much better to eat PooHeard than babe.

I know you're agreeing with me.