Bird poo, it's everywhere.

We could bottle that and sell it as a health product. I'm sure it would be much more efficient than diamond filtered water that @deadspace suggested. They do fecal transplantations, so why not this way. We would just skip some hard steps and offer the product to our customers orally. We could call it... Birdpoo. Or Birpee! Yes! That sounds like a fashionable trend.

I'm a living proof that ingesting worms, mud and bacteria from the soil (as a child... yeeeees... when I was young...) gives a healthy basis to life. I was raised by worms. No. That came out wrong. I was raised with worms. No. That's not it either. Oh for goodness sake, I ate worms when I was little! And there's nothing worng... rwong... tuesday!hamancheese!exterminate! ...nothing wrong with me.

So who's with me? Bird poo health drink!