That's 'cause I'm the great evener. (Tasaaja. Vahingossa mätsää sun nimen kanssa alku enkun sanassa, mutta ei mitään yhteyttä.) Perhaps flattener is also a good word for this thing that I do.

Meaning if you're having a great day and everything just goes perfectly, here I come and say something flattening or negative to you so that it evens the day and matches the dullness of everyday life. Same thing of course if you think you've not done so well, I'll say something positive to lift your mood.

Ain't that a lovely thought! Now we just have to wait for the awesome day. I'll dig my holy negative comment book ready for that occasion. I have no such book for positive comments. That's why my cheer ups always sound false and ridiculous.

Buuuuuuut then again if you're thinking about your cameras shutter life, you're correct. Ain't nothing gonna give you back those precious clicks.

We will have to contact the great backener for that. Though haven't yet figured out their identity.

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Jeesus this answer sounds like I'm on drugs.