I have a Santa outfit, beard and sack and all, would you like me to send it to you? I don't need it anymore since my son is over 20 years old.

Yes to all the questions that deserve a yes and no to all that deserve a no.

Back to that Santa outfit again, if we wait, you could get it radiated since Russia and Putins army is so eager to set fire nuclear plants in Ukraine.

I use the words so, well and or course too much.

But that Santa outfit, if you order it now, I can give you a huge discount, like 99%.

I really appreciate the fact that you are tossing words onto the internet again.

About that Santa outfit, so I can sell it to you for 1€, is that okay? Then again Finnish postal fees are so ridiculously high that it could cost you 200€ but are you still interested?

Do not hit your head anywhere, I might need it. I hear there might be some proof of brain in it. Brain is my favourite.

Now sending Santa outfit.
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