I have to admit. I wouldn't be here writing this zero post without this comment. I would have been happy leaving you guys with number one and hands trembling waiting for something that would never come. And not even realizing it. Because I don't think like most do. Or should that sentence be without the last three words: I don't think. Except of course when I do. More than needed.
But as the post zero was mentioned and the pressure is on, here it is. Post zero. But unlike 
Perhaps you got it.
As nothing is going to explode, Mr. Match is relieved.
"I mean the one that I could be with, not disagree on all things and perhaps share this empty home I have here? Or did I mean Mrs. Match? Not someone elses Mrs. Match! No! I'm not into that. I'm perfectly fine if you are, but in a relationship, I like to have just the two of us. Me and Mrs. Match. That is, if I first find her. And we wouldn't even have to be Mr. and Mrs. Marriage is not an issue for me. She just has to be perfect match for me. I once had a big family, but now I'm all alone. Do you know someone?"
I think we should have an all eyes meeting. All eyes on deck for Mr. Match and his perfect match! We know she must be out there somewhere. It's all about the amount of eyes that we can get to look for her.
Whoa there Miss Sparky! We do not want this situation to blow on our hands so I'm sorry to say you and Mr Match perhaps might not be good for each other. I am sure you will be a perfect soulmate for someone else. :)
I met several googlyeyes out there on my journeys. I better spread the word that Mr. Match is searching.
We might have a monumental problem here because everyone I met this week were perhaps a bit too big for Mr. Match. Not that size matters, but in some point it might be just a bit awkward or in some cases might make things impossible.
Could you all just be all eyes and perhaps also ask around? That would be great. Thanks planet googly and it's inhabitants.
Wait, I better expand my territory a bit...
– Wake up! Wake up! I gotta search the internet!
– Thanks Roger. Help me do something unorthodox here. A no-no in googlyeyes, but I'm doing it anyway because I'm desperate. So here goes...
– Hey Disco Samurai and... whatcha call your friend... have you any idea where we could find a future Mrs. Match?
– Do you have any other friends that we could ask from?
– Heyyyyyyyyy there!
– Talk to me!
Pyynikin Aikamatkat (Pyynikki Timetravels)
Oh, this is so frustrating. I better just put them eyes watching everywhere, for everyone and everything.
Only getting bigger.
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Perhaps this is a good time to talk about something else.
Do you know how old 
A good way to celebrate
So release your googlyeyes, take a photo and invent a story for it. Don't photoshop and don't steal photos from the internet.
Except for memes.
Comedy allowed.
Satire especially.
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Photo stolen here. <-- I do not recommend you clicking the link, Vox.com site for some reason jammed my browser for a moment.
Oh shush you twitter addict and climate change denier!
You know nothing.
Now back to business.
I believe that we have found someone!
– Hello there Ms. Tickly! Nice to meet you!
– Well hello! Nice to meet you too.
– Would you like to meet Mr. Match?
– Yes, I love to meet new people!
– Okay then! Let me just set up a table for two here, perhaps this time hide the candles and put some tunes for you... Have a nice evening Ms. Tickly and Mr. Match.
If you already are not with us, come and join. :)
