But what is it?

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2019-06-19 12:14

Is it a rabbit with horns? Is it a cat with a crown? Is it a teddy bear going to a ball? Is it a horse having a ball?

Oh, it must be a reindeer tap dancing my way.

No. It seems that it's a dog with fancy leather shoes on. Go get my hat! Come here boy! Good boy!

Where did the antelope come from? Or are you a gazelle? Or a chamois? I'm confused. Seems we have a really wild wildlife going on here.

Oh gee, thanks! It seems that the antelogazelchamois also fetches things. Not so wild, are you? Quite nice but I don't smoke. Oh, you were just cleaning your hoods. Darn those humans spreading their trash everywhere and throwing cigarettes in to the woods.

So what are you supposed to be then? A mouflon? Okay, if you say so. So not a deer then?

Another one? Let me guess... not a deer? Not just a normal deer? Is there such a thing like a regular deer? Oh dear. So you are a ram. Not a sheep but a ram. Oh, it's the same thing, just not a female. I get it. For some it's important to know right away. What an ass I am.

But what I was looking for is a #goat. Has anyone seen a goat here? Anyone? @bluerobo?