My survival strategy:
A thermos with plenty of water
A compass
An umbrella
Cereal bars
Lots of luck
(lots of luck)
I said lots of luck
A little more luck just in case
Let's go.......
3 cacti later
HELP I RAN OUT OF WATER, THE UMBRELLA WAS DAMAGED BY A STRONG WIND, I ATE IN LESS THAN A DAY THE CEREAL BARS, THE COMPASS WAS WITH BATTERY AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO RECHARGE IT.
HELPPPPPPPPP
mysteriously disappeared