How about them Slashdot Trolls,
they don't make no sense!
Goin' on Slashdot,
postin' weird comments.
About them Slashdot Trolls,
are they on a team?
Postin' first is their thing,
what an odd meme?
Look at all them Slashdot Trolls,
what a waste of bits?
Most are modded down it's true,
what a good riddance.
How to be a Slashdot Troll,
don't need a ticket,
think up something really weird,
then anonymously post it.
Context: https://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=display&uid=156602&start=10
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