This is just for fun. If you're writing a bot that needs some silly random STEEM specific text, this ruby gem will solve that problem.
One example of a bot that does this is 
gem 'steem-slap'
Then, in your ruby project:
require 'steem-slap'
SteemSlap.slap('sneak')
Which returns text like: smurfs sneak with a rejected book entitled Beard Care by dantheman
https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206
If you're using SteemSlap, I'd love to hear from you. Drop me a line and tell me what you think! I'm 
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