48 rotations around the sun! That's where I'm headed come October. The question is, how many years should I tack on to account for cryptocurrency?
How many pulled hairs?
How many new wrinkles in my facial expressions?
Crypto brings me closer to the Canine Kingdom. No pets necessary. Time speeds up and 7 years seems to pass by in a twelve month period.
Try as I might to find one, an accurate conversion chart simply doesn't exist. Crypto can be like a half empty (in direct contrast to half full) bottle of flat soda.
Then just like a stalking cheetah before he accelerates to 70 + mph, Crypto drops a Mentos into the remaining carbonation!
V For Victory, V For Vendetta, V For Volatility & Velocity Of Ageing
Roller coasters make the perfect Crypto analogy. If you've been involved in crypto for thirty or more years, you know what I mean.
Crypto can go up fast and come down faster. It can go up slowly for decades, only to race down like a bullet shot from a gun. Crypto can be weightless as a floating feather, then morph in an instant into an anvil.
Watch out belowwwww!!!
A Bipolar 64th Birthday Party
At this point, my age is anyone's guess. I'm just throwing 64 out there cause it stretches my arm out. And because I'm not Paul but I like his music. I definitely didn't bury him.
As for the theme, a bipolar crypto party should come natural. If you want to spice things up, consider this. Dress up as a Cheetah, a feather, anvil, your favorite species of Canine, or a bald wrinkled old man.
It'll be one rollercoaster of a bipolar crypto party and we'll all wake up a couple years older. Crypto could be anywhere by then.
Thanks for ageing with me...
And ad infinitum
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