"Anywhere you can jog at two o’clock in the morning and strangers on the sidewalk say “good morning” and “excuse me” doesn’t count as rough" lmao that is 2 funny lol.

And the "sorry Tennessee " lol. Wow i feel like im in class/school. Interesting read, i also liked the gun part.

Not the freaking cookies, no no freaking cookies please.

England sounds like a very interesting place, thank you for the walk through. I cant believe the pants and that you dropped a F b. Have an awesome day @dandays and watch out for those gangsters.