Thank you!

MY SENSORS INDICATE TRACE AMOUNTS OF CHOCOLATE IN THE PANTRY. PLEASE LOAD SOME IN MY SCOOP FOR ANALYSIS.

The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. --Quentin Crisp--

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. --Franz Kafka--

Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash. --P. G. Wodehouse--

In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.

I feel the warmth of its presence, Sam.

Thoughts on Programming, Number 54: Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies. -Datamazing, 4/1/78

The part I think I'd like best is crushing people who get in my way.

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. --- R. Buckminster Fuller

To a warmed, darkened, slightly crispy slice of bread.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

Spock was waiting for them when they got to the conference room. 'Captain, I've run the data we collected through the computer.' 'Well, Spock, you must be a very proud young man. So what's the deal with

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Addendum; a Smith and Wesson beats four aces. (Canada Bill Jones)

If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military. --- President Harry S. Truman (1884-1972)

The Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

There are only three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. --Alexandre Dumas--

He's a born-again Christian. The trouble is, he suffered brain damage during rebirth. --Anonymous--