Yeah, lost my flash drive (with my passwords), forgot I had a backup file saved somewhere, was trawling through my old files yesterday and found it. Also - I'm really sorry to hear about your father I...

Hey @penderis. Figured I should page you since I finally showed up again. Yeah, I spent the last six months meditating atop a mountain in Tibet. That was an absolute lie, I just lost my bloody passwords,

and I felt a warm and wet thing fasten itself to my shoulder. Hmm... I should really get my mind out of the gutter Well... yes. Obviously. But apparently the smacking on the arse thing is alright? I looked

Don't lose your damn password you asshole, that's your bank card now! Yeah... about that. I really should have taken your advice sooner, I lost my flash drive which contained what I thought was the only

It looked far too big and destructive to be stuck up anyone's arse ... That would scare me more. Oh wow, now I'm jealous. I want me some of that.

I said, raising my shoulders in helpless puzzlement as if the man in pyjamas has asked me if I liked kumquats. kumquats? limequats. I asked, my tone heaving with disbelief like the breasts of a corseted

Not really sure. Same thing happened to me. But it worked when I right clicked, then hit open in new tab... I'm at least proud of my post for being a bit of a cheeky bastard in its own right.

It just didn't feel right to me to take money - especially not from the reward pool (even such a tiny amount) - for basically saying I wasn't going to be posting that day.

I vanished for a while there. It wasn't really intended, it was just supposed to be a short break for a day or two. But then... life. There was a lot going on, and when I finally found the time and inclination

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry 'bout that. I started typing a post, a fun little writing exercise. Got about halfway through, my computer crashes... but not to worry, I saved the file. Power back up,

Sorry 'bout that absence, my life... has been a life. I'll try to pop 'round more often from here on out though maybe not as much as last year. And this: Aren't phenols toxic? Hmm...

Well, well, well. I see we still haven't cured you. But yes, I most certainly agree with you. They really need to work on their logo, and the pun in the name... Quietly shudders Loudly Shudders grinned

Oh no, he was probably going home to download some trial software and shoogle his wireless mouse frantically back and forth till the battery died. I... WOW. Just Wow

pickly ... Not sure what this one means, but right now I don't envy your fate too much, that's for sure. by the way, what happened to your daily schedule? You posted this one... in the middle of work?

How many sponsors do I get for a year... never mind, I shaved my beard, so... a month?

probably just the angle, lighting, & orange color of cup...

back?

Not even if it were chocolate? Or peanut butter? Or chocolate peanut butter?

free whiskey... safer than free pie?

Reminds me of the early episodes of TWUB, though I think you used the phrase A Helping Hand there. Damn right, I can't live without my phone, so fucking what? Tsk. Young'uns these days. Can't appreciate