Lyrics:
I know that there ain’t much hope
That I’ll ever get out on a ski slope
No matter how hard you might plea
I’m never gonna make it on a pair of skis
Chorus
I don’t like winter sports
Though I live in the snow country
I don’t like the snow
And the snow don’t like me
I often think that it would be real nice
To wear a sparkly suit and skate on ice
But now I know that it’s way to late
No pirruettes or jumps on a ice skate
Those ski jump towers are high in the sky
If I jumped off one of them I just might die
No Eddie the eagle, ain’t that kind of stuff
If I broke a fingernail and say enough is enough
